Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via daddyfuckedme)
Kanye West dancing backstage.
love seeing him have fun and smile
media always paints an ugly picture of him.
(via thesunmakeslovetothemoon)
I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god
only in australia
wait how did the emus win
have you ever met an emu
(Source: tactiletk, via expand-your-consciousness)
Sweat merciful JESUS. This is good. I need the book and the nest!
(Source: thefuuuucomics, via raw-r-evolution)
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
Weed kills 0 people annually (:
I was about to say “…and cannabis kills zero people ever, and the extract of its oil cures most major diseases, like cancer” but thankfully it was already there, albeit without the needed -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> cureyourowncancer.org
(via raw-r-evolution)
